HAPPY 21st, emo_wicca!

IF I COULD, I'D TRY TO MAKE YOU THESE BECAUSE LOOK HOW ADORABLE AND DELICIOUS THEY LOOK:


I sent your birthday package a couple days ago so if it didn't get there today it should be getting there - well, not tomorrow because tomorrow is Sunday - but sometime within the next week!

You are one of my oldest LJ friends (lmao in the sense that I have known you for a long time, don't worry, you are not an old maid, I promise) and one of my absolute dearest. Having you for a friend has brightened my flist and my life for years now, thank you for being so terrific and fun and real and giving. I hope you have a spectacular day. ♥

Gift for emo_wicca in regards to this post.

I have a curse. It involves total inability to draw people who are freckled. XD I have no idea why, but any Weasley, Barty, Lily, etc... All so so hard for me to do, I mess them up like 85% of the time when I try to do them. So I was worried about this one a bit because I could totally see me ruining it lmao.
But here it is in all it's hetty, freckled "glory". If Charlie does not look anything like Charlie... forgive me. Well same with Hermione, too, I suppose. I used to indulge myself in the occasional Hermione/Charlie fic a few years ago but I seriously can count on one hand the number of times I have drawn either of them in the recent past. But enjoy, my dear! I was happy to give it a shot for you.

( + Charlie/Hermione sketch for Katherine, PG13 for slight nudity )

So I actually got this like a week ago I'm sorry but I have been so jfdsfh with school and friends making me go to like ten billion graduation and/or birthday parties because apparently everyone I know suddenly is born in June and graduates in 09. AND THEN. My internet has been a total ruthless bitch for like two days straight so this is an extremely delayed post lmao. I'm sorry, but it is finally up now, yay!

I did get your package, emo_wicca! I did indeed, and I was so so happy when I did. :3 Belated birthday presents can be seriously epic and this was definitely in the epic variety. You may now see photographic evidence of my happiness. Also, you get to see Recently Showered Hannah, with hair in various states of wet/dryness. I know, that is like a goldmine of experience.
( SOCK MONKEY :3 )

It is adorable and has been chilling on my bed next to Adrian (my pink bunny from Sandy). They make quite a pair. I snuggle them both at night. When I was a kid I had like 80 thousand stuffed animals, just like the average kid, but I hated having them in bed with me because they would hog all my space and make me all hot. My parents called me a Hot Tamale because every time I got in bed I'd be like "SO HOT OMG" and kick off the covers with total disregard to anyone else who might be in the bed. Also, if I had stuffed animals in the bed I'd always roll over them and be all uncomfortable and then there was the childhood guilt of who got to be snuggled properly and who was shunned down to the foot of the bed. SO. Point being that I have never really slept with stuffed animals in the bed before but I must say it's actually really nice because they're from friends who I really love. :D

Thanks a bunch, Katherine, you rule so much and never forget a birthday or a Christmas and you always have the thoughtfulness and creativity to send something totally unique or handmade and always just plain ME. Gift giving is hard, particularly giving great gifts. As someone with a horrible track record with those kinds of things, that is like a superpower to me. XD Thank you. ♥

POLL!
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WHAT SHOULD HANNAH NAME HER ADORABLE SOCKMONKEY?

PS - While you're reading this, Katherineee, tell Steven that I am totally happy to see what I can come up with for a tattoo design but I'll have to wait until after my finals before I start on it or nothing will ever get done, lol.

PPS - Your sketch from the meme shall be posted tres soon as well. :D

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Today -



Sorry, that was a pause for more flailing.

Tonight is the last few hours before my 17th birthday but I'm going to be at school literally all day (as in 12 hours) tomorrow so I was hoping that today would be kind of birthday-y to replace it. And nfdjshfj it is. Not only did I get a package - I got two! Twooooooo.

Number one:
Number two:
I also got a beautiful postcard from lady_ceky and a magnet this awesome symbol on it that made me go 'awwwwww' outloud and an origami crane made from the cutest paper ever. :3

dark_fan wrote me a gorgeous, gorgeous little fic and wrote Happy Birthday on her stomach for me lol <3 and is such a sweetheart all around. :3

I've gotten tons of birthday posts and phone calls from other people as well - gosh I'm so spoiled by you all. ^_________^ You're the best friends I could ever ask for.
I should go because I'm exhausted and I have to wake up for school tomorrow morning and I'm really not looking forward to it at all. But I wanted to say thank you to each of you for making my last year so wonderful.

I love you. 

I suck at posting, I know. I was going to on fricking Valentine's Day but that's long past by now.
I know everyone else has already posted and everything, duh, but Happy Extremely Belated Single's Awareness Day, everyone. I got a valentine in the post from emo_wicca which was SO cute and really just made my holiday. Thank yoooou. I meant to comment and tell you I got it but, as you no doubt know about me by now, I am both very forgetful and very lazy so it didn't end up happening. I loved it, though. I showed it off to people. XD I was all "Lookit, my friend LOVES ME". ^^

Yesterday after class Emmy, Clair, and I journeyed around good old Portland asking for job applications. I picked up one from New Seasons, the Regal Cinemas inside this mall (which would be okay, I suppose, but it's in a mall and I am disinclined to going to malls overly often and working there would probably not help), and - my personal favourite -  CineMagic. It's this tiny old theatre that's been running since 1914 or something and it's so cute. It only has one auditorium, it's mostly worked by one person at a time, has great prices, dim lighting (which Emmy thinks would make her depressed but I love, being nocturnal), and really curl-up-in-able seats. I vaguely know the guy who usually works there (we've chatted about fingernails ...I know. Only me) and think it'd be way more fun to work there than someplace all running about and with uniforms. Haha.
I'd like to work at the Clinton Theatre as well (another tiny one within walking distance) but I don't know how many Friday nights of Rocky Horror I could clean up after. ;) Also, it's a bar too so I might have to be older.

I don't know if any of these jobs will actually end up becoming mine in the near future but that is the most proactive thing I have done lately. XD Mostly, honestly, I'm either 'doing' homework or online talking with you lot.

My msn is being a dick. It's telling me I have no internet connection... I think it is greatly confused as I MUST have internet connection seeing as I am on livejournal -- oh no wait now it's working! Msn. MSN. You were being kind of a betch.

Hmm, what else is at all interesting...
Well, the other night Emmy and I went to the store, bought a pie and a toothbrush (XD yes I am also amused by how weird that sounds but Emmy's old toothbrush was, well, old) and came home to watch Brokeback Mountain because she and Clair had never seen it before. Upon discovering this I demanded we watch it. The night was filled with sheep, buttsecks, cowboy hats, and tears. After it was over and we had all wiped our eyes and I was having a grand old time singing along to Rufus Wainwright's song during the credits, Emmy said something like "guys kissing is beautiful" and I stopped excitedly mid-one more smile does the maker make to ask her if she felt the wait-what. She was confused so I explained. The wait-what is when you see boykissing and then you see het and for the first second you're like "Wait... what? That's not right."
Yeah. She didn't feel it. *facepalm* I think she was lying. The wait-what is there even if you don't notice it.

So many of you guys are getting into these wonderful schools lately and I'm so proud and happy and jhfsjdh because you've been working your butts off lately and I'm so glad it paid off. :3 
I do feel extremely lazy next to you guys, though. XD I mean, I am the epitome of disinterest as far as academia is involved. It's upsetting. Haha. No, really, I'd love to have a dream of going to a great school and everything but I just... don't. Hell, currently? I want to work enough to travel and then own a shop. XD That's about as driven as I get. Woe.
This is why it's good for me to have you guys around. Haha. You can make up for my Hannahness with your amazingness.

I am thirsty... I crave ice cubes ot munch on.

While I know that I still have several cards and one package (:D!) on their way toward me, I just couldn't wait to post about what I've obtained from you wonderful wonderful people so far.




I also got a really really cute card from black_fury who is positively great and who makes my christmas every year with her holiday wishes. :D :D Thank you, too, Liz. I love it.! Your card is on it's way. ^^


Last of the cards are being sent out later today (yes, it's in the middle of the night) so hopefully they'll get there on time. I wish I had had time to write everyone letters but, honestly, I'm surprised by my level of productivity this season. LOL. Like, really, I've shocked myself. Exceeded my own expectations. So you all will have to put up with my little cards this year. :D Maybe next year I can start them sooner and have time to write everyone a proper letter detailing your individual greatness. <3 I'd like that.
But, regardless of length, they're all being posted and it's the thought that counts, isn't it? Haha.

Thank you to everyone who's agreed to send something my way. You really have no idea how pleased I am to see my name on an envelope. I think it's some kind of ego-trip for me. LMAO.
No, the fact that you'd take the time to make/buy something for me is enough to make me wish I had inherited my mom's side of the family's mouth instead of my dad's so I could smile that much bigger to show my happiness. Lol.

I'm off. I'm finishing up something for someone. <#

Hello,
No art today.
I recently have been thinking about how I never post anything about my actual life anymore. It's all art art art art. Not that I mind that. Buuut. I do most of my social-lj-interaction through comments but it'd be nice for me post a bit more about me from time to time. Well, nice for me. I don't know about you. All it means to you is a more crowded flist. :D
So I'm here today to make a Hannah!post.

First of all, I got a lovely package from emo_wicca in the post today. It contained a letter, a squished penny, a sharks tooth, and a great charm bracelet. :D So happy.

Also, I have actually been feeling pretty calm lately but just a moment ago I was overcome with panic. I hate me. Pfft. Ulcers are in my future, I swear. I will die of stress. Really.

Emily thinks I am developing Dissociative Identity Disorder. She thinks that during my memory losses it's one of my Alters and that later, when I'm back and I have no idea what I've ben doing for the past few minutes or hours my Alter is in the back of my mind laughing it's head off at my confusion. I am, I suppose, one of the Alters that has no idea that they others exist. Haha. Although I don't know if anything very traumatic has happened to me. Oh well. It was probably foretold in some ancient text that I was meant to go mad first out of all my friends. If someone told me it was true I seriously would not be surprised.

I want orange juice. Like, suddenly. A lot. Real orange juice. Fresh squeezed.

I caved and got my very own Leaky Fanart account. No need to visit unless you have nothing else to do. It's really just some of my stuff that you've all already seen just , you know, without the slash. Lol. Because those silly Leaky-goers are such n00bs. Well, not all of them, I am sure. Just the general population. Anyway, I'm probably never going to use the gallery at all and am going to totally forget about it in the very near future but it exists anyway.

Sooo, my birthday is quite soon and I'm very much excited. However someone (*coughProngscough*) needs to start making my CARD right about now. It takes longer than you'd think, mate. And if it's not done on time I will harbour resentment against you for a long long time. My cold shoulder will extend to our old and grey years. Ya rly. No, jk. Oh, I dunno. Lol.
I'm so excited because there is going to be a lot of crepe paper in my honor and a penis cake (you guys cannot forget that or I will be so so so so sad!) and I am going to wear a tiara because I'm ironic like that.

Supernatural is on tomorrow night. And I swear I will not forget to watch it. This means walking around all day look like THIS.

Okay, I know this is short but I am totally exhausted so I am going to got to bed.
Love you all.
-H