Saw lookitsaprongs this weekend. So insane that I don't see her more because I was able to actually be okay then.

Haha, funny story.
So a few months ago I was talking on the phone to my friend and she was all "Oh, Bethany's cat died!"
Now, I had already heard a while ago that one of Beth's cats had died so I assumed it was the second one that she was talking about so I was all "Oh my god, that's so sad!"
Blah blah blah. We talked about the stinkin thing for a while.
Anyway. So I slept over at Beth's after At World's End and it's, you know, four in the morning and I'm totally awake because the kitchen sink is dripping and it's like "DROP DROP DROP" in my head.
Beth and Joanna were upstairs in Beth's bed and Emily had fallen asleep a while ago next to me on the floor.
I'm just sitting about when I see Crystal the cat walk into the kitchen. So I was all "Oh, hey Crystal. C'mere."
She starts walking toward me and I'm all holding out my hand when I FREEZE.
Crystal, my brain tells me, is supposed to be DEAD.
So I'm all totally freaked out, obviously.
(I didn't wake Emily because I knew she'd just be all "mfdjhg go back to sleeeep".)
I turn away from the cat, hoping it'll just GO AWAY but she reaches me and starts rubbing her cheek on my shoulder blade and I'm all "DEAD CAT DEAD CAT!!". My mind's going all Pet Sematary on me. I'm thinking "This cat is not meant to be here! It has no soul! NO SOUL! It's a zombie! AHHH! Get back!"
Now, it was a long and painful few minutes when I realised that my friend must have been retarded because Crystal obviously was not dead. XD
The next morning I told everybody and they all cracked up. Stupid friends and their miscommunication. BUH. Lol.

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Yesterday I didn't go to my mom's but instead slept for about twelve hours straight.
I didn this because I hadn't slept at all in two days and not properly for four.
I finally was able to sleep when I reached the Fear and Loathing stage. XD While I didn't see bats, I was seeing things. So I was ordered by Ally to sleep. And, HOORAY, I did! Felt much better.

Now, as I've told a few of you before now, this is exactly why I am one of those people who should NEVER DO ACID.
EVER.
Because I'm insane enough already that I'd probably have the worst trip ever and go into particularly nasty cardiac arrest. Or, you know, jump from something to escape the skeletal yellow-sounding elephant trees who were watching me for the government who wanted aliens to probe me and then bury me alive in a desert of fish.
Yeah, I'd DIE. XD
It's so true.

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Okay, today is done. Another day I messed up by not DOING ANYTHING.

Oh god I'm ridiculous. I'm just going to go to sleep. Mellow-songs!Decemberists playlist and then sleep. And it's only nine thirty. Oh well.

I love you guys.